Twice The Problem Part 1

It was another fine day in the zoo. Everyone but Skipper was inside the HQ doing their normal thing, Kowalski making another invention and Rico adoring his girlfriend doll, except for me. I was doing nothing because I did all the things I wanted to do.

Me: Today's so boring. I don't know what I should do. I need to start thinking of things and activities to do.

Kowalski: Sweet! The Puzzler-Blocker is complete!

Rico: Oh yeah!

Kowalski: Now, I just need the right tester.

I decided to hop out of the HQ and into the Reptile House to think of something.

Me: There should be something I should do today. Hmm, maybe I should... nahh, I already done that.

I kept thinking of something to do until Alice walked in and saw me standing right below there.

Me: Uh-oh

Alice: Ah, what is a penguin doing in the Reptile House? He must've had something, like Reptilemonesia.

Me: Reptilemonesia?

Alice held me and carried me to the zoo hospital. Meanwhile, back at the HQ, Kowalski was just finishing up testing Rico with his Puzzler-Blocker.

Kowalski: Almost done, andddd there! All done with you Rico.

Rico: Hehe

Kowalski: Now Private, it's your turn. Uhh, Private. Hmm, must've gone on top and hanged out with Skipper.

Kowalski and Rico leaped out of the HQ. They saw Skipper with the bobble head dressed up like a cowboy playing rodeo. Kowalski and Rico looked at each other, with a WTH look.

Kowalski: Uhh, Skipper.

As soon as Skipper heard them, he put all his stuff away, embarrassed that they saw him.

Kowalski: Have you seen Private?

Skipper: Uhh, no. Why?

Kowalski: We haven't seen him in the HQ, so we thought that he went up here to hang with you.

Skipper: Rico, binoculars.

Rico vomited up binoculars and passed them to Kowalski.

Kowalski: With these, we'll be able to spot Private anywhere. Hey, wait, I think I got something.

Kowalski must've seen me in Alice's hands.

Kowalski: There he is. Uhh, why does Alice have him though.

Skipper: Who knows, Kowalski. It could mean anything.

As I was being carried over to the Zoo Hospital, I could see Skipper, Kowalski with the binoculars, and Rico. So, I waved and gave them a friendly smile. They saw me being carried in.

Kowalski: Skipper, he's being carried into The Zoo Hospital.

Skipper: The Zoo Hospital? Why is Alice carrying him in there.

Kowalski: Private must've done something to get caught by Alice.

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Alice put me down on the counter, and the doctor looked at me very, very closely.

Doctor: Hmm, what is the problem today?

Alice: He somehow appeared in the Reptile House, and I think he has Reptilemonesia.

Doctor: I see.

What was this thing called Reptilemonesia anyway? Maybe it was some kind of amnesia disease.

Doctor: Hmm. You know, I'd like to keep him under observation for 3 weeks, in case he runs to the Reptile House again.

Alice: Okay doc, he's all yours.

Alice walked out of the zoo hospital and did something else.

Doctor: Okay little penguin, no need to be scared. I'm just going to keep you under observation for 3 weeks, okay.

The doctor walked away, and he put penguin bodyguards the same size as me. It looked kinda cool, but they looked absolutely terrifying.

Me: If I can break this lock and defeat the penguin bodyguards, I should be able to escape, and got back to the HQ.

I tried to pick off the lock with all my might. I finally got it open when I pushed so hard my hands were probably going to fall off. When I got out, the penguin bodyguards automatically knew I had escaped, so they turned around to see me.

One of the guards: Get him! Don't let him get away!

From that second, all of the bodyguards started to run towards me. So I tried my best to defeat them. I used my karate to defeat the most of them.

Private: Wow, the karate practicing really paid off!

I tackled 3 of the bodyguards and tied them in a knot. Then, I rolled them towards most of the bodyguards like a bowling game. Then, there came down to just 5. I used all of my karate techniques to beat all 5 of them. It succeeded, but it didn't defeat all 5 of them just like I planned. I only got 4. All I had to do was defeat the leader of the bodyguards and I was in the clearing. But this one seemed to be a inch taller than me.

Leader of the bodyguards: So, you think defeating all of us would be that easy? Sure, you defeated all my henchmen, but you haven't defeated me yet.

Me: Bring it on, bodyguard!

I tempted him to fight me, but I knew that somehow, this bodyguard might actually defeat me. But he was only an inch taller, no difference. I could still take him on. I used all my strength to beat him, but usually I only took 20% on him. But then I though, should I use the extra special move on him?, or should I not. I thought about it, but then I decided to use it anyway, because if I did all my normal moves, he wouldn't take that much damage. He would overcome me, so I had no choice. I had to do it. I started to close my eyes, and let my body do the work. Then, I tackled him. I was kicking his butt like there was no tomorrow. I never even knew that I could do these moves on people, like my body taught itself. Then, the leader was flying through the air, and hit the door. I knew that I had defeated him.

Me: Woah, I didn't know I could do that. I haven't even been practicing it and yet, I still know how to do it.

I was so amazed by what I did, but then I heard the doctor come in through the door.

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Skipper, Kowalski and Rico slid toward one of the windows of the Zoo Hospital, so they could see me.

Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.

Kowalski: It seems to be that Alice must've put him in there because she thought he had Reptilemonesia.

Skipper: Reptilemonesia?

Kowalski: It's a type of amnesia disease that makes you walk into any Reptile habitat no matter of bad it stinks.

Hey, I was right. I didn't really know that's what Reptilemonesia is.

They climbed themselves up toward the window and stood outside the window. They could see me perfectly, standing there looking tired, until Skipper noticed the door was opening. The doctor walked in to see me standing outside my cage with a bunch of knocnked out warriors.

Skipper: Kowalski, analysis about those bodyguards around Private.

Kowalski: I think those bodyguards were guarding Private's cage so he wouldn't escape, but I think he defeated all of them, including the leader.

Skipper: Private? He defeated bodyguards all on his own. This is something that I've never heard or seen before from him. I didn't even know that he could really do that.

Doctor: I'm going to put you back in your cage now.

The doctor dropped me back in my little cage, breathing up and down from the bodyguards I had to fight.

Doctor: And just to make sure, you don't leave...

The doctor walked to his cabinet and grabbed a blue designed spray bottle with green gas.

Skipper: Kowalski, what is that he's going to give to Private?

Kowalski: On my calculations, it should be Laughing Gas.

Skipper: We got to save him!

All 3 men tried to pull open the window, but it seemed to be stuck. The doctor sprayed the Laughing Gas inside my cage, and when I felt that Laughing Gas, I started to act all funny and loopy.

Me: Is it morning time already?

Doctor: There, all done.

The doctor packed up all his stuff and closed the door. Finally after trying so hard, all 3 penguins opened the window case, and jumped over to me.

Skipper: Private, talk to me.

Me: Is that a hat you're wearing on your head Skipper? I love hats!

Kowalski: Skipper, as long as that doctor sprayed Laughing Gas on Private, he will be able to do nothing but act loopy and funny.

Skipper: Okay. Hey Private.

Me: Yes Skipper?

Skipper: Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

Skipper: Cotton Candy!

Me: Hahahaha! Good one, Skipper, tell more, tell more!

Kowalski: Come on, we should take him back to the HQ with us, I need to run some DNA tests on him.

As soon as we headed back to the HQ, it was about 8:00, I had to use some of my hair as DNA, which really hurt.

Kowalski: Now, before I give you the results, I'll need to see Private's records.

Skipper: Why do you need to see Private's records?

Kowalski: So I can transfer the data onto the machine. It will finish the process!

Skipper: All right! All right!

Skipper handed Kowalski the records and typed everything into the machine. He set the secret code on and the machine was saved.

Kowalski: There, all his information is in the computer. Now I just need to gather his information and my work will be done!

In a single switch, he turned on the brain-sucker, which apparently took all my personation and emotion out of my brain and into the machine. After that was done, the machine said "he will have amnesia right after laughing gas". Kowalski thought that was bad to let the penguins find out, so he covered the the sentence was his flippers.

Skipper: So Kowalski, what's the results?

Kowalski: Nothing you need to know Skipper!

Skipper: What do you mean "nothing you need to know"?

Kowalski: You know, it's just normal stuff... that's, uhhh, boring.

He made that excuse so he didn't have to show Skipper and Rico the results, because if he did, he thought that would've been a bad idea.

Kowalski: Uh oh. Private's going to have twice the effect of potion gases. I better make something that could stop it. But then again, Private might take the bottle and spray it on me. Bad idea.

Kowalski thought about what he should do to cure me from the Laughing Gas and upcoming amnesia attack.

Me: Hmm, I think there's a deal on FEET today!

I lunged at Rico's feet.

Me: Your feet are extra comfortable today. Did you use feet softner?

Rico: Feat sofner?

Kowalski walked out of his lab with a sheet of paper in his hands.

Kowalski: Okay guys, I've finally have all the...

Kowalski spotted me embarrassingly hugging and adoring Rico's feet.

Kowalski: He's hugging Rico's feet?

Skipper: Yeah, so anyway, what were you saying?

Kowalski: As I was saying, I've finally have all the information and details I need to make Private a lifeborn again!

Skipper: A lifeborn?

Kowalski: Well yeah. You don't understand, do you?

Skipper: No.

I got off of Rico's feet and walked toward the electromagnet which I thought was a cotton candy machine.

Me: Ooh, is that a cotton candy machine? I love cotton candy.

Kowalski: Uhh, Private, don't...

I got electrocuted by the electromagnet so bad it felt like my skin melted off.

Kowalski: I should of told you it was a...

Me: Is this La La La Land?

After I'd said that, I fell down.

Skipper: Perhaps we should at least keep him here until he recovers.

That line made Kowalski think about what the machine it had said, "he will have amnesia after laughing gas". He shivered like he was freezing to death.

Me: Hey.

Skipper: What is it, Private?

Me: The bottom point of my flipper's missing.

Skipper pulled the bottom point of my flipper out.

Me: It came back.

Kowalski: Maybe we should, you know what.

Skipper: Oh no, no no, I'm not doing it, Kowalski!

Kowalski: Please! it will give me time to deactivate some of the errors on my machine!

Skipper: Umm, Kowalski, why don't we do this in the morning. It's almost midnight, you know.

Kowalski: Okay Skipper.

Everyone walked and hopped into bed except me.

Me: But, but, I want to watch the big whale eclipse!

Skipper: Come on Private!

Skipper was dragging me by the back of my head. The next day, I woke up before anyone else to find Kowalski deactivating some errors from his machine.

Kowalski: Now for the sample test deactivation.

I wanted to walk right toward him and give him a great big hug, but eventually, I smacked hard on the ground.

Kowalski: Huh?

Kowalski turned around to see me smacked on the ground. Then I picked myself up and walked towards Kowalski.

Me: Who needs a hug?

Kowalski started moving slowly backwards from me. Until he finally reached the end of the HQ, where the TV was.

Me: Come on Kowalski, don't be scared.

I had finally reached him, and I gave him a big hug, like I was choking him.

Kowalski: Okay Private, that's enough hugging. You can...stop now.

I let go and Kowalski fell to the ground. Then I spotted something that I probably shouldn't have done.

Me: Ooh, pretty shiny spray can.

I walked over to the spray bottle like I was hypno-tized. That is, until Kowalski got up and saw me.

Kowalski: Private, no!

Just as soon as I was going to grab the bottle, Kowalski tackled me.

Kowalski: Don't you ever touch one of my potions!

The noise was in between, Skipper and Rico woke up because of it.

Skipper: What's going on here?

They woke up seeing me on the ground tackled by Kowalski.

Skipper: Kowalski? You tackled Private?

Kowalski: Well, he was going to use one of my newest potions and I couldn't let him do that.

Skipper: Okay Kowalski, now we can do it.

Kowalski: Do what?

Skipper: Operation Zoo Walk.

Kowalski lunged toward Skipper.

Kowalski: Thank you, thank you Skipper.

Skipper: Okay, that's enough hugging time.

Skipper pushed Kowalski off his body.

Skipper: Come on Private, we've got a long day ahead of us.

Me and Skipper hopped out of the HQ and our own habitat.

Skipper: Okay Private, you listen to me. You're going to stay with me where ever we're going, no matter how dangerous it is. You got it Private?

I wasn't there at the moment.

Skipper: Private?

He finally spotted me walking toward the Reptile House.

Me: I wonder what kinds of furry, cute creatures I'll find in the Reptile House!

Skipper: Private!

Skipper pulled me back.

Skipper: Private! You know what happened the first time you ended up in the Reptile House. We're not gonna let that happen again. Come on, I got a better idea.

We were right near the elephant den, and I wandered off again. We kept walking to places Skipper wanted to go to. But then he led me to a room unknown, where he says only he has discovered.

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Kowalski: Well, we officially have nothing to do. Rico, do you have any idea what we should do?

Rico: Nuh-uh

Then suddenly, Marlene jumped in.

Marlene: Hey guys, what are you up to this time?

Kowalski: Nothing for now.

Marlene: Nothing? Come on, get some fresh air, some wild open spaces. some fertilizer, some...

Kowalski: Marlene, you do know that fertilizer is for plants, right?

Marlene: Yes I know, but what I mean is some of that wind, you know what I mean, right?

Kowalski and Rico stared at her like she had a problem.

Marlene: I'll be going now.

Marlene hopped out of the HQ, and Kowalski and Rico lied down once again.

Kowalski: Wait a minute, maybe there is something we can do while we wait for Skipper and Private!

Kowalski ran into his lab and pulled out a machine that looked like a penguin.

Kowalski: I present to you, the Penguiner 3000, with this, the machine will be able to read anyone's mind when they sit in this chair.

Rico: Wha?

Kowalski: Perhaps I should explain it more clearly, the machine will be able to read anyone's mind when they sit in this chair.

Rico stared at the machine bordly.

Kowalski: Did I also mention it could read doll's minds too?

Rico clapped his hands and ran to bring his doll to the machine.

Kowalski: Just place it right here and it should start reading the mind of this doll.

Rico placed the doll onto the chair, put the headphones on, and the machine began reading the doll's mind.